15 office-friendly Star Wars jokes you need in your life

To celebrate the release of The Last Jedi – and to help get you through your office Christmas party hangovers – we’ve compiled our 15 favourite Star Wars jokes. 

Have any others? Tweet us, or leave a comment on Facebook.




Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader?

A: Merry Sithmas.



Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

A: He could feel Luke’s presents.




Q: Dating a girl that hates Star Wars?

A: You’re looking for love in Alderaan places.



Q: What happened when Princess Leia tried to post an ewok?

A: It was marked “return to Endor.”



Q: Why did episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.




Q: What do you call a Jedi who knows how to use Photoshop?

A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.



Q: How do Tusken’s cheat on their taxes?

A: They always single file, to hide their numbers.



Q: Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm?

A: At a second hand shop.




Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?

A: Wookieeleaks.



Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A: A Sith-Kabob.



Q: How many Sith lords does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they like it on the dark side.




Q: What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?

A: Pada-wonton soup.



Q: What kind of money do they use in space?

A: Starbucks.




Q: What do you call a pirate droid?

A: Argh2-D2.



Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?

A: Because he’s always a little short.



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…and Merry Sithmas!

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