To celebrate the release of The Last Jedi – and to help get you through your office Christmas party hangovers – we’ve compiled our 15 favourite Star Wars jokes.
Q: What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader?
A: Merry Sithmas.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
A: He could feel Luke’s presents.
Q: Dating a girl that hates Star Wars?
A: You’re looking for love in Alderaan places.
Q: What happened when Princess Leia tried to post an ewok?
A: It was marked “return to Endor.”
Q: Why did episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
Q: What do you call a Jedi who knows how to use Photoshop?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Q: How do Tusken’s cheat on their taxes?
A: They always single file, to hide their numbers.
Q: Where did Luke Skywalker buy a new arm?
A: At a second hand shop.
Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob.
Q: How many Sith lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they like it on the dark side.
Q: What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
A: Pada-wonton soup.
Q: What kind of money do they use in space?
Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always a little short.
…and Merry Sithmas!