How to make the perfect job offer in 5 simple steps

 “I don’t have time to work anymore – I’m too busy analysing the Star Wars trailers. Do you know who The Last Jedi is?”   “Sorry I was on the phone to Shield… I’m going to be spending the next 6 months in a top secret mission with the Avengers.”   “….ring, ring….. ring, ring….. ring, ring……”   […]